Just another friendly-neighborhood fangirl! Just kidding, I'm prepared to kill
The reason why I broke up with my boyfriend was because of a odd dream I had. We were both naked in my bathroom, him sitting in the bathtub and me on the sink. I think we were about to have sex but as soon as I walked over and straddled him, it was extremely uncomfortable. I never looked at his penis and he never looked down at my chest/crotch. I rolled off of him and just sat beside him in the crowded tub. My boyfriend and I looked at each other for a moment before nodding and then began to discuss Pokemon.
We agreed the next day to remain friends.
Would you like to know why kids are overweight? Because school food is crap so as soon as we get home we gorge ourselves on whatever we can find. You’re not making us healthier, you’re starving us during school. Also no recreational time.
Would you like to know why we never get sleep? Because of the pile of homework that is dumped on us. Because of the stress to do well.
Would you like to know why we don’t go to college? Because not all of us can afford to pay thousands of dollars for an education. Because not all of us can get scholarships or full rides.
Would you like to know why we are suicidal? Because we get bullied, not just by our peers, but adults also. We are always judged and stressed out.
Would you like to know why we are getting pregnant? Because for that amount of time we had sex, our worries were thrown away. It was all pleasure and no pain.
Would you like to know why we are angry? Because we are hungry, exhausted, poor, depressed, hormonal, and upset constantly. There is no relief.
But yeah, we’re totally whiny and lazy. We don’t have "real problems."
Why do teenagers of the same gender insist on slapping each other on the butt and then say, “Whoa there bro, no homo!”
And contrary to popular belief, it’s not just dudes. The girls on my old volleyball team would do that when we switched out during games. I never did it, because I believed it to be invading and gross. But this one girl, who I detested with all my heart, whispered to me, “Alright, when we go to switch, slap me on the butt and I’ll slap yours.”
I was sorely tempted to say, “I’m gay.” and smack her butt. But since I’m a dignified dude and I go to a highly religious school in the Bible Belt, I decide not to.